... to the White House
Should we, the American people, be curious about the politics involved between the Obama-Chavez handshake this past weekend at the Summit of the Americas? Should we be concerned by Obama's decision to authorize the release of those classified memorandums, the torture memos, despite what members of the CIA advised?
Uhhh... waterboarding?
The American people seem to be preoccupied by other things besides diplobamacy, and with a body like that romping around the White House who wants to think about a recession?
Way to boost the country's morale, Mr. President. Ladies... and gents you can pick up a copy of the Washingtonian Magazine this Wednesday, April 22nd. Rip off the cover and hang it next to your Palin posters.
During the campaign members of the GOP were livid when photos of their girl Palin were snapped and spread across the internet. Good ol' 'razzi doin' their job. Palin started to appear as more of a sexy-politico vixen rather than the strong and capable VP candidate, potentially second in charge, and ready to run this country, but now Obama and his barack hard body are gracing the covers of our magazines.
He isn't the first president to fall into this political celebrity role. There was JFK. He was before my time, but I've got eyes... and grandmomma said he was a looker. And how can we forget Bill and Monica? Scandalous. We wouldn't want to see Feinstein or Guiliani like this.
Sorry Obama. You're not Denzel, nor do you have the rock hard body or perfectly chiseled face of Tyson Beckford. So what's up with this "hot" picture? You've got to be a housewife who's past her prime in order to fiend over this coverboy. The man sans suit and tie just don't do it for me.
Why are we portraying our president the same way we would Matthew Mcconaughey? In those board shorts and shades...
What's next, Vin Diesel for president 2012?
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